Here in South Carolina....

Gotta love getting the upgrades. To bad that the housekeepers wash their dishes in here... maybe.
Here at the Starbucks Roasting Facility in Gaston, SC, it's a new plant, therefore google maps doesn't have a clue where it is. Google maps took me to some trailer park with really crappy dirt roads. I felt that I was back in Pennsylvania with the terrible condition their roads are in. After trying to get ahold of the plant it took me over an hour to find the place. After getting ahold of my contact at the plant I was guided to it. Upon entering the parking lot I see this little gem. The sign says, Hybrid vehicle parking only. I think SC has maybe 5 total in the state. 1 belongs to my mother-in-law. The other 4 belong to Starbucks apparently.
Last but not least...... Dude, there is a tree branch hanging out the back seat of your car fool.....

Indiana

Welcome to Gas City, IN. Yes, it's real. Make sure you fill'r up while you're here because.......
If you don't, you'll be stuck in the endless miles of cornfields. This about sums up Indiana.

Mr. Peanut....

Hi, I'm Mr. Peanut and I eat children and harvest their souls. Please stand here and watch. This was at Planters in their lobby designed to keep intruders out.

Thanks Lancaster Airport!

So this is the thanks I get for renting a car from your airport? I went on a trip to VA from PA and rented a car so that this wouldn't happen to my car. So glad I live in NC now where snow like this doesn't exist.

So it's been awhile

After packing up and moving it's been a rough month. Glad that it's now March and no more crazy stuff going on than the usual.

On my way to Charlotte, NC. The further south we went, the more snow was on the ground.... made no sense at all.

Oh baby!

So, does this make you a little, hot?

Haha lrn 2 tightn gascap mmmkk

Yeah, I love posting stupid crap like this.

Holiday Inn has the hots for me

So I saw this on my bed when I walked into my hotel room. I'm afraid to drink the water here in fear of the date rape drug.

Calm before the storm

Saw this beauty as I was leaving Yadkinville, NC. Yup, Yadkinville. The name sounds just like the town life here....... retarded.

More pics from the sky

Here is Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket Island.
Here is the Jersey Shore. No sighting of JWOWW and the other retards on that show.
Saw this beautiful sight as I was departing out of Philadelphia Airport on my way to Boston.

Chick-Fil-A cows drive this truck.

EAT-MOR-CHIKN!

Irvine, CA (aka Asian Location)

YOU WANT RAMEN? I'LL GIVE YOU RAMEN! Saw this at some Japanese restaurant which I was later informed by the Japanese people I was with that the waitresses were Chinese.

I saw this really awesome car at the Maruchan ramen noodle plant. This car looks really, really fast...... like my camera was trying to focus on it.....

That car must have belonged to this tired worker sleeping on the floor in the locker room. If you drive a car that's that fast, it will wear you out.

Foggy......

Driving from Pittsburgh back home. Fog was very thick at times. Felt like I was driving through a cloud in the sky at times.

Sights from the sky and road.

This was on my way to California. This is some small down where The Hills Have Eyes took place at I'm betting. I'm gonna say that this was in Arizona somewhere.
This was a flight to San Antonio. Aliens did this.
Philadelphia. City of Brotherly kick your face in cause if you don't like the Eagles or the Phillies we break your kneecaps.
New York City. 7 million people with parking for around 112 (thats hundred)
Dallas Ft. Worth area. Land of we love guns.
Chicago. Land of we hate guns. Only cops and bad guys are allowed to have guns.
Charlotte. Best city ever. BBQ, NASCAR, Football. What else do you need?
Atlanta. Worst airport in the U.S.

Amityville, NY

This is the house that the Amityville Horror took place at. It's in Amityville, NY. The address was changed due to people like me that take pictures, or worse than me people that knock on the door and ask them is this place haunted?? Nice little town about 35mins from Queens. Also while I was here I got to see the Horton Lighthouse at the far eastern part of Long Island. Unfortunately, my iPhone doesn't have a flash (grrrrrr) so I couldn't get a shot of that :(

Words on the ground?

I saw this while I was flying near San Antonio, TX. I'm assuming that they're a married couples initials. LUE CKE.

DINOSAURS!

Dinosaurs invaded Toronto airport. My son says the big dinosaur is the bad guy dinosaur.

Harry Potter's Redneck Cousin

Here's Harry Potter's redneck cousin, twice removed. At Chattanooga Airport.

WTF bro?

I saw this guy (yes a guy) in Atlanta airport on my way to California wearing cowboy boots, spandex pants, a cowboy hat and a stylish red neck pillow and his travel documents hanging out of his bookbag. *facepalm*

Testing one, two, three

So here in Suffolk, VA at the Holiday Inn Express we have a phone for your talking pleasure right next to the toilet. Depending on the dinner we have up to 3 conversations at once.

Had to give it a test drive.